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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2

WARNING: The following 1,000 words or so may cause offence to butt hurt Marvel fanboys. I ain't sticking this one on a pedestal guys! So Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2 is directed by James Gunn and stars Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Bradley Cooper, Vin Diesel, Pom Kleimtiff, Karen Gillian, Michael Rooker, Sean Gunn, Kurt Russell, Sylvester Stallone, Elizabeth Debicki and holy crap that's a large main cast list. The story follows the Guardians of the first movie as they meet Ego, played by Kurt Russell, who (as all the trailers show you) is Peter Quill's father. That's as much as I can say really about the plot of this movie without spoiling anything because in truth, the script feels very disjointed. Now the original Guardians of the Galaxy was pretty much a universally well received surprise. It's pretty much regarded as up there with the best of the best in the Marvel Cinematic universe so in short people wanna know, is Guardians 2 as good as the or...

Get Out

Okay so I feel like I'm literally the last person to see this movie. I've just been putting it off and off and off for weeks now but I did it, I watched it, and it was fucking awesome. So even if no ones gonna read this review because you've all seen it anyway then I'm still gonna write it anyway cause I love what I do. So Get Out is a horror suspense flick and is the directorial debut of Jordan Peele. It stars British actor Daniel Kaluuya (of Black Mirror fame) who is in an interracial relationship with Allison Williams' character. They're going for a weekend away at Williams' parents house and Kaluuya is concerned that his partner hasn't told her parents that he's black. When they arrive however, everything seems fine at first until slowly Kaluuya's character beings to get more and more paranoid as he realises something is wrong with his girlfriends family and friends. As I said at the beginning I've been putting off seeing this movie f...

My Life and Film

For anyone who knows me well enough, or reads this blog on a regular basis, I love movies. I love watching them, reviewing them and dissecting what they mean in minute detail. I'm a cinephile through and through and I'm not afraid to shout it from every rooftop in all the land. To me, movies are the most misunderstood form of art that humans perceive and when I talk to people in depth about film, I get a lot of blank stares. It's cool to read and discuss books at length and talk through the characters and the themes. You're somewhat revered if you can discuss a painting in great detail. To critic food is seen as a useful skill even. But to me I've always felt looked down upon for my love of films. Now I've been wanting to write a post like this for a long time now so I hope this is received as well as I'd planned. This is the story of how my affiliation with movies came about, how it helped me through the toughest period of my life and some of th...

Paterson

Paterson is directed by Jim Jarmusch and stars Adam Driver in the titular role as Paterson. Paterson is very much an everyman who drives a bus, goes to the pub, walks his dog, writes poetry and goes home to his loving wife and this movie is exactly one week in the life of Paterson. And that's kind of it. Now I've been wanting to see Paterson for a very long time. I first heard about this movie when YouTuber Chris Stuckmann spoke about it in his best of 2016 video. This was evidently a very small release in America and after months of waiting I find out that it was getting an even smaller release here in the UK. Luckily enough however the small art house cinema that my university has on campus were showing it and I jumped on some tickets for me and my friend. I have anticipated this movie for ages and it really never disappoints. But equally I had one of the worst experiences I've ever had in a movie theatre which I will talk about in depth later on and in a separate ar...

The Boss Baby

A lot of critics that I've talked to or read reviews from, hated the Boss Baby right from the get go, from minute one of the first trailer, and I really don't understand why. This concept sounds fucking great. Alec Baldwin as a middle management type talking baby in a suit? Fucking brilliant. The Boss Baby is the newest animation from the people at DreamWorks and stars Toby Macguire and Alec Baldwin as a baby boss who's sent to this family who work for their competitors, a company who sells puppies. The baby is tasked with gaining intel on the puppy companies latest project as Baby Co are worried that all the love for babies is being stolen by puppies. Now this is one of those movies where the trailer dropped and it went viral online. I think I logged onto Facebook one morning and about fifty of my friends shared it. Now this happened recently with another movie last year which was The Secret Life of Pets. It presents itself as such a genius concept and has a lot of rea...

Power Rangers

Power Rangers is directed by Dean Israelite and stars Bryan Cranston, Elizabeth Banks, Dacre Montgomery and Naomi Scott amongst many others and is based off the 90s American children's TV series about teenagers who find power coins of different colours and are recruited by an alien named Zordon to fight in a war against Rita Repulsa. Now I just want to take a moment to run through my thoughts going into this movie. I loved the Power Rangers series growing up, despite what my parents would say. I remember rushing back from school every day and fighting with my sister for control over the remote just so I can watch one episode of Mighty Morphin'. So when I heard they were doing a reboot movie I was over the moon. I knew what I was going to get though. In an age where gritty reboots are all the range (see Fant4stic) I was worried that the cheesy series I grew up with would be unable to make the translation to the big screen. My biggest issue going into this movie was some of the...

Life

Life is directed by Daniel Espionoza and stars Ryan Reynolds, Jake Gyllenhall and Rebecca Fergeson as astronauts on the International Space Station. They intercept a returning probe from Mars and inside the soil samples they find a tiny organism. They nuture it, it escapes and well... shit ensues. Yeah no. Life's not worth your money. The biggest problem is I feel like it skipped the entirety of its first act. The movie seems to be devoid of any time spent with the characters before shit kicks off so any deaths or revelations later on have no weight behind them whatsoever. To give some perspective to my comments about the first act being missing, the alien creature gets out and starts killing people about 10 minutes into the movie. Visually it's a stunning movie as you can see from the trailers but the direction I felt was pretty poor. No real attempt was made to build tension or utilise the claustrophobic nature of the setting. I never felt on edge, uneasy or to be honest ...