Star Wars: The Last Jedi (SPOILER FREE)
Okay no movie is without sin and definitely not ones in the Star Wars universe so I've had my power nap, mulled this shit over and now it's time to bash this one out and await the cascade of crap from all of my friends and family. Star Wars: The Last Jedi is directed by Rian Johnson and stars Daisy Ridley, Oscar Isaacs, John Boyega, Carrie Fisher (le cry) and Mark Hamill and is the continuation of Episode 7. I've promised to make this spoiler free, as all my reviews always are, so unfortunately that is all I can say about the plot because as a lot of you expected there is much to spoil here. Ground will be trodden on lightly for the next 500ish words. So what about my opinion then? It was good. There are things in this movie I loved, things I thought were okay and other stuff that made me scream at the screen because of how categorically stupid they are. And almost everything I hated does unfortunately come from one element of the film, the narrative. Let's get down to ...